“Roar from the depths of darkness! Bestow the blessed death strike upon all who stand in the way!

The Charioteers veer left from the road of dwarves, chaos, and ogres and skewer the elves.

Looking upon their speed and agility of the elves, all seemed lost at the beginning, but the Gods of hatred and blood bestow the charioteers with divine berserker rage! With blades upon our wheels, the wood elves were grinded into no more!

Hail the unstoppable power of Tor! Who's razor boots quickly divorce head from body Tony Gwynn! A glorious trophy tucked under his arm the rest of the game! And a great charm it was....for it brings two TDs!

Jay Bergen embraces his new roll and becomes a comsumate head cracker! Hail and Kill! Upgrade to dodge!

We welcome the newest charioteer throw, Blessed Darkness! Ride hard and proud fearless warrior! May ye fashion a grave of skulls before thy rest!”