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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-01-19 19:03:52
50k
0/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
2
-
1
10
-
-1
14
49
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#2 Tollwut – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
6
-
1
26
-
-
27
67
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#3 Akiko Kabushi – Dead (RIP)
#11 Taiji Sawada – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#11 Taiji Sawada – Smashed Knee (NI)
Alpman: "Okay team. Our next opponent is "Aggressive Asian Avengers", AMAZONS! LOW ARMOUR VALUE!"
Team: "COOL! RIGHT! HARHARHARHAR! Easy!"
Alpman:: "And know what? Akiko and Megumi both think they're the greatest, so they won't play together, MUAHARHARHARAR!!!"
Team: "LET'S GO BAAAAAAAAASHING! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!!!"
After the match:
Alpman: "TEAM!!! What was that??? Were you all drunk??? Tollwut's dead!!! Zampano and Gaynor are serious wounded!!! Where was your morale and team spirit??? Who told you to NOT smash them and push them only instead? Were you afraid or appalled by their beauty and naked skin??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE BATTLE-HARDENED, FEARLESS AND RUTHLESS KILLERS AND PILLAGERS!!!"
Grandmaster Mosh: "But..."
Alpman: "You shut up, 'Grandmaster'. Noone of you has the right to speak after this performance. Be sure that from now on the tunes are changing. Tomorrows training starts at 5:30... with one hour whipping!"”