“In my first ever Blood Bowl game I can say I was nervous as hell but with a lot of help from my opponent and a lack of nuffles favour i managed to get by reasonably well.

The first kickoff began with me kicking to to the stout guild and a rather large rock smashing one of my goblins. After learning what to do in the first couple of turns play started to move with the Guild making a cage formation that punched a hole through Khaz defences. Quickly the formation moved until it was a mere few spaces from a touchdown. This was until a brave hob goblin by the name of Ducky decided it was his time to shine. Valiantly Ducky sprinted into the middle of the cage and with a mighty yelp tried to pound on runner. Unfortunately a mere foot from his target a crushing blow sent poor Ducky down for the count. Quickly the Guild mobilised for its first touch down. The latter part of the half began with Khaz failing on many attempts to pick up the actuall ball. End of the half.

The second half began and the fun made the turns fly bye. With a lucky play the combination of many chaos dwarfs blocking and two quick dashes through a small hole down field for a lucky touchdown. As the game continued the dreaded cage formed again as more rocks were thrown and referees lynched all by the rowdy if not drunk supporters of the Guild. The cage moved down field but not without casualties this time with the malice of the chaos dwarfs showing placing a niggling injury on one dwarf which was quickly healed. Though poor number six Rawhk son of Raoul crumbled as a well placed block from Apru left him for a certain yet quick death. Though the dwarfs rallied and the cage once again was an unstopable force that cruised for its 2nd touchdown.

Id like to thank the other coach Hoax who was a wonderful teacher and hilarious opponent may nuffle smile on his dwarves as they continue on their conquest and may i hopefully see them again. (Not soon though as i think revenge will be theirs.)”