“Random post-match quotes from the locker rooms:

<b>Eric</b> (to trainer) It hurts! IT HURTS! Ahhh! <i>*punches trainer*</i> (to coach) Dammit, I'm a star! How could you let this happen to me?!

<b>Raaargh</b> Khorne blessed us this day with fodder, and we offer to him all the blood we have spilled. AAAAARGH! I AM ANGRY AT NORSE! WEAK NORSE! I WANT BREAK! BAD GAME! DROP BALL ONE AND ONE TIME! NOT BREAK NO NORSE! BAD BAD GAME! HATE NORSE! LUCKY NORSE I CAN BREAK WEAK NORSE!

<b>Gnash</b> I hit dem a bunch. Dey fall down or I chase dem. Dey not die like dey 'pose to so I hit dem some more. One time I fall down and see da bright light, but den da 'po'cary brung me back to da game so I hit dem some more.

<b>Blood Freaks coach</b> I really think Raaargh's MVP award was a carry-over of the excitement from our last match when we pulled off that huge upset of the Skaven team, thanks largely to Raaargh's performance. This match, though, he didn't perform nearly as well as, say, Faahkg did. I mean, Faahkg put out two of their skill guys, including that drama queen Eric, and that's a lot to accomplish. But Raaargh just pushed guys around instead of really hitting them, then he dropped the ball when he tried to pass it, couldn't pick it back up, and that cost us a score in the second half. So, don't get the wrong idea here, I don't begrudge Raaargh his MVP award, because Khorne knows we wouldn't have won the last match without him, I just think it might have gone to someone else this match.

<b>Stan</b> Oh, merciful gods, I'm so happy I didn't have to play in that match. Did you see what they did to poor Eric? That was unnecessary. They broke him just because they could. That one guy held him and the other guy took his leg and... ugh! I don't even want to think about it! What would they have done to me?!

<b>Faahkg</b> I broke dem for Khorn! The soft little ones, I broke dem one time and then some again time I broke dem! I like dem soft!”