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<red> welcome welcome welcome!!! welcome to the the carpathian mountains where the foodstuffing gritty grumpy Halflings and their deserts will meet our very own Corpse bowlers...!!!!
<Juff> \o/
<Juff> The flings have been gorging themselves on cake as part of their traditional pre-game ritual
<Juff> now it's time to play.... SQUISH THAT FLING!
<red> yes bob i heard it was quite a feast..
<red> but have the local lords been gorging enough on the local virgins or will that be a factor...only time can tell
<red> dammit....
<red> well Bob!! it looks like the flings have figured out what the bloodsuckers are all about!!
<Juff> an oversized gingerbread man with a jam-covered neck caught the vamps napping
<red> uhh....thats gonna huirt bob
<Juff> hungry hungry vamps!
<red> not enough virgins to go around
<red> lets hope all them flings got laid before leaving home ehh bob
<red> UHH!! thats mean BOB can i look now!!!
<Juff> so many 1s :(
<red> yup
<red> oh sorry... i just got told... YOU are JUFF and IM BOB!! i have been feeling strange all morning so sorry bout that JUFF...
<red> had this strange dream about my windows flying open and this pale lady comes flying in through the window
<Juff> maybe there's a fat halfling bribe sitting in the locker room for the vamps
<Juff> as an incentive to roll bad :p
<red> then shes sure gonna get busy!!
<red> what do you say juff? did he do that on purpose?? just to get to the locker room faster??
<red> uhh... the peasant aint gonna like that...theres gonna be torches and mobs soon unless the bowlers start doing better...
<Juff> wow
<red> hmmmmmm.-...
<red> unless those vamps are real quick and turn into bats they aint gonna catch that flying fling
<Juff> and a play blessed by lord nuffle himself
<Juff> that cannot be mere gatorade the flings are drinking
<red> nope juff i sure think those flings have had a taste of victory and are hungry for more...
<Juff> from the look of the KO bench, it's clear the fling coach laid out the half time snack table early
<red> seethough that the young buxom fling virgin is all done in the locker room
<Juff> that didn't take the vamp or thrall very long bob, if you catch my drift!
<red> heheheh i suure do juff...
<red> lets see what the local inbreed lords can come up with
<Juff> lets see if the vamp can score quickly for a second time this half! \o/
<Juff> mmmm tatsy
<Juff> tasty*
<red> wow that fling packed a mean punch with that horseshoe in his glove!!
<Juff> and time now for the vamps to really show they mena business
<red> OMFG!!
<Juff> that fling sure isn't one to be trifled with!
<red> i mean....thats an amazing catch juff!!!
<red> well juff...the flings sure are dominating the game so far...
<Juff> some have been claiming the fling management have been secretly speaking to the foul necromancer and game-fixer, Admeeeen'Klient!
<red> hmmm...those are lose rumors and not to be trusted but yes i have heard it as well at the local winesink...
<red> WOW!!
<Juff> and a real team effort by the vamps there... TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBER!
<red> what a pounding a hes stil in there!! that sure is something juff!!
<Juff> :O
<Juff> the brutality of these flings is a force to be reckoned with today Bob!
<red> its sure does look like the vamps like neither the main course or the desert!! WOW juff!!that sure was one nasty bloodpudding!!
<Juff> Arctic Roll there obvioulsy VERY unhappy with the vamps' attempt to remove his treefriend
<red> sure is!!
<red> i havent heard of treesap eating vamps either!
<Juff> now let's see what the coaches can do to motivate their teams after that stunning first half Bob!
<red> yeah! them vamps is sure gonna need one major peptalk or the mobs going all torches and stakes on their ass!
<Juff> and the Bowlers are lightning-fast off the mark as the second half begins
<red> little did it help em as that ball was way out of bounds!!!
<Juff> treemen are passing flings like elves fling the ball here!
<red> Well Juff! there we have another impossible situation for the vamps... they are just ttotally out played by those shortlegged foodmunchers.!!
<Juff> well, i was speaking to the fling captain at half time Bob, and I must admit he was a bit smellier than usual...
<Juff> possibly some garlic bread being used to godd effect htere?
<Juff> good*
<red> that would be a mean trick to play juff...but against the undead everything goes right?
<red> and another of the flings use the horseshoe!!
<Juff> well Bob, as they say, the only thing better than a dead vamps is a... oh wait...
<red> excactly!
<Juff> and an error by the fling captain there could well cost his side!
<red> damn...that was stupid of me........
<Juff> oooooooooooo
<Juff> and the crowd goes wild!
<red> i see torches being put out at the sidelines!!
<red> that sure was a fortunate comeback for the bowlers!!
<red> UHH that stake sure was sharp!!
<Juff> \o/
<red> wow!! the treeman just smashed that fling into the ground in frustration!!
<Juff> the fling bomb there not having it's intended effect Bob
<red> this is getting bloody JUFF!!
<red> that could get dangerous with all those bloodsuckers out there!!
<Juff> the fans are anticipating more blood here Bob, the atmosphere is ELECTRIC!
<red> sure is Juff!
<Juff> /cheer
<Juff> excellent play form the Bowlers there Bob, a well deserved TD for the bloodsuckers!
<red> well...it wouldnt have happened if that fling hadnt eaten to much cake to get over the TD line!!
<red> so...actually some damned luck for the carpathians!!
<Juff> the treeman there showing little attempt at movng fron his favourite LoS spot
<Juff> perhaps the vamps added fertiliser to that area of the pitch? sneaky stuff indeed Bob!
<red> sure is juff... they had good time to prepare the field... perhaps that is where jimmy hoffa is buried??
<red> i guess harvey is up for dinner next time...he sure aint gonna be much good with that fractured leg...
<Juff> the bowlers are putting him in a body bag already... he's still moving!
<Juff> this is inhumane!
<red> it sure is juff!!
<red> and the treemen are ...Advancing!!
<Juff> and almost a very humiliating demise for the fling captain there, with their apo bizarrely used on a mere rookie earlier that turn!
<red> UHH!!
<red> a total bloodfrenzy!!
<red> AND A THIRD TIME WITH THE OLD HORSESHOE TRICK!!!!
<red> them flings sure are sneaky...again a vamp strickes it self down on a fling!!
<Juff> those no-good sneaky flings!
<red> amazing game!!
<red> but wellplayed
<Juff> this has been the most fun I've had in a BB game in ages, thanks man :)
<red> ur welcome!!
<red> love to commentate from time to time
<Juff> great game, ty for the match :)
<Juff> would love a rematch any time, any teams :)”