“It appears that Coach Barre's wicked, wandering ways led him into Nuffle's bedroom and Mrs Nuffle. The Great God of Blood Bowl was furious and cursed barre's Skaven so that, perhaps, the Count (hired in to give a skill and morale boost) was not needed to achieve a 4 vs 0 thrashing. That said, the Count did provide some intensive hypno-therapy coaching to the Merry Men, with a number showing surprising skills, agility and added strength as players after his mentoring.

3pts #2 Tinkershot Krotchet - for a simultaneous CAS with Alocer.
2 pts #10 Helkeek the Vomitous for throwing wild blocks anyway.
1 pt #6 Trin Stabb for throwing a nice pass before being emphatically sacked.”