“Shaft: This is Joe Shaft here, voice of the Good Wood Elf side reporting live from the uh . . . Bubble Bath Bowl. <looks off camera> Is that right? The Bubble Bath Bowl—we lost at the Bubble Bath Bowl?

I happen to have game MVP and the only scorer for Good Wood next to me—Ursula. Ursula looks like this was a pretty brutal match.

Ursula: You’re telling me, the team doc was out there patching me up after the first few minutes. I picked up a loose ball, had some blockers in front me and the next thing I know I get blasted from behind by Renee. I thought we were in for some kind of laid back relaxing game where we could let our hair down, and enjoy the suds but boy was I wrong.

Shaft: Things pretty much turned into a brawl after that.

Ursula: Yeah, they put one of ours in the hospital and we put one of theirs in the morgue.

Shaft: You did a lot more than that, four of the We’re Still the Prettiest Players were out cold at the halftime whistle.

Ursula: I think they were faking it and tired of taking a beating because they all seemed just fine when it was time to kick off the ball in the 2nd. I should point out that we missed a good scoring chance in the 1st half. First Helga couldn’t pick up the ball and then when Jessy got her hands on it she couldn’t seem to get a decent pass off.

Shaft: Whoa there Ursula, sounds like you have aspirations for the sports booth some day. Yes, a scoreless first half and two CAs, I thought I was watching a couple of Orc teams out there.

Ursula: You saying I look like an Orc?!

Shaft: Ummmm no, that’s not what I’m saying . . . I uh I gotta go.

Ursula: Well, we won’t underestimate this team again. They may use conditioner and know how to exfoliate but they also know how to play Blood Bowl. Hey Shaft! Here’s your microphone maybe we can discuss some good places for you to stick it on the ride home . . .
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