“"... well, see, they just ain't that fun to watch like I used to think they wuz. I dun watched this here last game and they wuz gettin' beat on by this here other team, and then a little later I looked up from my pint and they was beatin' on that other team, and it was all fun, I suppose, but then all of a sudden my favorite guy, that Raaargh guy, he's good and he says funny stuff cause he's dumb... anyway, Raaargh, he went and got hisself killt by them other guys. I wuz like 'shee-ucks, taint no reason tuh watchem no more'. I says to Eileen, I says, 'Eileen, taint no reason tuh watchem no more' I says. I says 'that thar Raaargh, why he was the bestest player that I ever saw on that team, and now he ain't on that team, cause he up and got hisself kilt, so I might as well go watch somethin else' I told her. Now that Faahkg, he's pretty good too, but no body could do the kind of stuff that Raaargh could do. Except for that Braaht feller, I s'pose.

Now ya know who does look like a fun team to watch? Them Nadd Smashers. That's a funny name! They're smashin' nadd and stuff. That's like kickin' somebudy in the crotch, but they spell it all differ'nt 'cause they're from up north or somethin'. Anyway, that vybuch, lemme tell ya, he's a heck of a player. I seen the way he hit Raaargh and just plum tore him into little bits. Well, I mean, he didn't tear'm up or nothin' like a wild animal, he just killt 'im outright, but he sure did knock the crap out of him. Jumpt on top of 'im and ever thang.

That's just what I told Eileen, I told her, I says, 'Eileen, that there...."”