“Interviewer "What an awful match this was for the elfs, they got beaten down like tincans in a redneck shooting game.
But we have found the newly announced team captain of the All Eatin Ogres, Hanubil Ogrerider."

Interviewer "Hanubil, you have now been elected team captain after just two matches, how do you feel about it?"
Hanubil "I tink itz good."
Interviewer "And do you have any idea of why you were elected?"
Hanubil "I tink itz becauz dem oters tink me is good."
Interviewer "Ok, I got that part, but could it be because you have been outstanding in first match, and now in second match did the teams first casualty? A casualty that seem to inspire the team alot."
Hanubil "Yez, dat coud be reson. Me got out wit head-hurt wen I hit dat elf. Tink dem oters on team wanted to get me revenz. Dey pait bak, me tink."
Interviewer "I see, your KO on the cas hit got you out for a while, and your teammates got angry and hit back for you. You were some kind of inspiration for them?"
Hanubil "Dat was wot me just tell you, you not listen? You get taste of Hanubil fizt? You wil get tast of ogre fizt tu? You wil..."
Interviewer "...And we thank you Hanubil, have a nice feast after the match, I have heard that they are serving elf tonight, bye for now"”