“Hey, don't look at it as if the great luck god is taking a dump on you from a great height, being persistently unlucky (in your case rolling way too many ones) is just the opposite of being ridiculously lucky. So statistically you're just as likely to have a ridiculously lucky match against some poor slob as you are to have a cruddy match.
Have you considered playing a team that doesn't depend so strongly on luck? Dwarves for example?”
“You ever feel like you have to prove something to yourself? Ever feel like, despite the evidence, you can't actually believe that you're somehow cursed? Ever think "i'm going to find the worst coach I can, and challenge his worst team, and if I lose, I know this just isn't the game for me?"
well... I have.
Anybody wanna play chess?”
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Have you considered playing a team that doesn't depend so strongly on luck? Dwarves for example?”