“Horrors vs Snotlings!
Previous injuries mean we can only field 10 for this match, but hey they are SNOTLINGS after all!! hahaha! look at their little hands and their squeaky little voices.. hahaha!

We start with the ball and star firewyrm Justhgn Tixxgrlaktgh starts well, knocking down trolls left and right, and KO'ing at least two piles of snotlings. We push up with the ball, making sure to keep in a crowd to avoid being swarmed by snotlings. We end up over by one side and a large pile of snotlings dodge around to the sidelines to engineer a 2dice block against our ball carrying Greater Horror- but despite a RR all they can do is push him. The next turn we eject some snotlings into the crowd! One is KILLed by friendly fans all eager for a souvenir but he manages to regenerate, the other is merely stunned. We push through and despite the snotlings brave attempts we put in the touchdown on turn 5.

We set up and then do an amazing blitz! Our AG4 greater horror succesfully throwing one of his smaller cousins right down to where the ball is going to land- he blitzes a snotling group out of the way and stands ready to catch. The crowd are amused as the ball bounces off his head! The snotlings then engineer a 4-snotling team to double push a horror near the stands- he's thrown in and badly hurt by his own fans (no regen), ouch!

We push on, using bombs to great affect and it looks like we may score. A snotling hero tries a last-gasp TD prevention attempt but slips (pro no help) - killing himself!! We go for the show-off play (ok, I didn't see the tackle zone :P), a Greater Horror dodging away from a diving tackler to seriously injure the only marking snotling so our horror can run in the 2-0 touchdown!

In the final turn the ref wakes up from his first-half nap and notices the Firewyrm belching fire everywhere, and decides he's not drunk enough to put up with the craziness!! He dispatches 5 deputies who somehow manage to drag it off and into the sin bin for the rest of the game!

2nd half and it's 10 of them vs 8 of us (7 after a troll block!). The kick is nice though- way off to one side and a troll both-down result (that stuns both players) lets us try for the ball. However mr AG4 Greater Horror can't do anything but fumble his TTM attempt so there goes that idea. Instead we charge up and seriously injure two snotlings- oh lord, the little noises they make when they go squish!! hahaha!

We're down to just 5 players now and throw one up to the snotling hero who has grabbed the ball- but he can't knock him down unfortunately! The ball moves into the middle but a failed hand off gives us a (remote) chance of slowing down the enemy! We KILL another snotling (regen) and move some horrors into difficult spots around the ball. The snotlings do well, knocking down all but one, then grabbing the ball and running off into the distance! We try and blitz after him but can only slip on our faces! He scores on turn 6 leaving the snotlings 2 turns to try and draw the game!

We grab the ball and move backwards, intending only to try and get 1SPP from a completion for a skill. Unfortunately the silly horror drops the catch and the snotlings get a burst of creativity out of nowhere- succesfully throwing one downfield at max range, who then nips in and grabs the ball in front of 2 horrors and easily dodges into the endzone to equalise the game!! His little squeaks of joy can only be described as infuriating!!

A touchback gives us a chance to try our hand at a 1 turn TD ourselves but all we can do is seriously injure the ball carrier!!

Thanks for the game, brilliant fun and clearly a game of two halves :)”