“Squigs vs more horrors!
The horror fans have alerted the authorities before we can even smuggle our Squig into the pitch and he's thrown into a cell! Oh the humanity!! (goblinity? squiggity?..)

We start with a big sprinting rush up one side in a squig hopper.. in the blizzard!? What was he thinking? He slips with the ball about halfway towards the enemy end zone..

The horrors try and cause some havoc but a no-hands flamer's attempt to pick up the ball is foiled by his lack of ball-holding appendages. The horrors coach can only hang his head in shame at this bone-headed move. When the next turn a firewyrm is knocked down by his own bomb attempt we easily run in the touchdown!

We manage to kick right down into the enemy endzone- that should buy us some time! And another mis-bomb by a firewyrm gives us a decent chance! Meanwhile one squig hopper finds he has to eat a thrall gobbo- BHing him!

We've now managed to run a fast gobbo down to beside the ball (in their endzone) which is guarded by a greater horror! On his turn the horror blitzes for a both-down result KO'ing the gobbo but leaving the ball unguarded- we run in another who even with a reroll can't pick up the ball for the touchdown!! Flon is, however, rewarded by being thrown into the crowd and KO'd! Some great dodging and blocking by the horrors follows and where we looked very strong around the ball now it's not looking good at all. However a great pickup + dodges under pressure and right by the screaming, bloodthirsty fans by Gargett gets the ball to slight safety, causing the Firewyrms to fire bombs towards him and eventually one knocks itself out! This lets us engineer a push into the crowd and to waltz in the second TD!

The ref is clearly drunk, asleep, or both as the clearly illegal firewyrms AND flamer are allowed set up again. REEEFF!! In turn 8 the horrors make a few blocks that come to nothing really, and the flamer shows off his blood bowl tactical skills once again by attempting to pick up the ball with no hands!!

The half time whistle wakes up the ref who promptly sends off all three horror secret weapons! Alright! Pay the ref his money, lads!!

7 Horrors line up to face my 11. They grab the ball and we tag every one of them with a gobbo or hopper, eventually wearing them down with some casualties and Gargett nabs the ball to run in his 2nd TD of the game.

There's still a few turns left and only 5 horrors on the pitch so we try and get another! We pile in, surrounding the few horrors left but they surprise us on our turn pulling off a nice TTM to get the ball carrier deep in our territory! We sprint in the blizzard to tag him with a diving tackler, but he dodges away in his turn and gets his team a touchdown!

A touchback gives us a chance to score another and we zoom up the sidelines, running it in with ease against so few opponents.

Thanks for the game though honestly you could take losing a LOT better. So what if things went my way, sometimes they'll go your way. Big deal, it's a stunty game..”