“It was another blistering loss for the Assassins today. Rumors are flying that Dark Elves coach QB2 payed off the waterboy of the Assassin's to drug the water supply. Within only a few rounds most of the team were halucinating on the bench. Leaving but 4 men to battle against 11 the odds were stacked. When an opening to smash a witch elf came, the brave Assassins took a stab to set karma back into balance. QB2 didn't hesitate to complain to the refs, but after the illegal drugging and whining, the ref wouldn't hear it. After it all, its no secret that Cloud is looking into early retirement with his second devistating injury in just 3 games. The teams off to a rocky start, but thier coach seems to believe in them.”