“It's our horrors vs goblin cheaters and the cheater fans GET THE REF at kickoff! OH GODS!

Their first move of the game- pow + gang foul = KILL!!! (regen fortunately!)
Our first move - TTM, fail landing, SI!!! (regen again, phew!)
Their 2nd turn, BH on a block (no regen). A few KOs.
Our 2nd turn and there are FOUR players of ours on the pitch!!! I've never seen the like! (we set up the full 11)
Total comedy of errors, stunty madness :)

By turn 4 it's my iron man greater horror and my flamer (running away madly). Eventually cornered by running chainsaw (survives first saw attempt) - he throws a bomb at the chainsaw in his own tackle zone. BH's another goblin but not the saw- which takes him down and ready for a DP boot - seriously injured!!

The scoring pogo-goblin is sent off by the ref (THERE'S A REF? WHERE?) and we set up our 5 survivors to find the goblin crowd has gotten the ref AGAIN!!! A horror is booted (BH) but regens. He may have taken 2 casualties this game already!!

Half 2. Our firewyrm wakes up and takes ONE action (a succesful bomb throw) then DIES on the pitch! No regen! The goblins amble up the pitch while beating the crap out of us. Not quite as comedy as the 1st half but we have so few we can do nothing but try for a casualty without luck.

2-0 and we set up 4 (the KO box meanwhile has 5 horrors in it..), ignore the ball and try for a casualty (nope!)

3-0 and 2 turns left each. a record 6 horrors line up but once again can't achieve anything!

Talk about a crazy, one-sided match! Loved it even if I was a spectator for a lot of it :)

I demand a rematch!!”