“I can only apologise for this one, as Nuffle graced me with his favour big style throughout the game.

I kicked, with Upi using his apothecary to make sure minotaur Andriu II turned up for the game. The weather was rainy, but it wasn't to make much difference in the game.

Usera Rules started to push a few orcs around, causing a KO to Big Mike in the first two turns. That was pretty much the highlight of the chaos first half though, as the orcs took over. Gutta smacked beastman Alvarete to the floor, and he decided to give up on life and die. He was a strength 2 beastman with claw, but all the same.

It got worse though as the mighty Sneaky Get then killed minotaur Andriu II with an almighty hit. I was able to steal the ball after sending another four chaos players to the KO bin and Pulpit was on hand to score his second team touchdown.

In the second half the weather brightened a bit, but the chaos had just six players to defend the greenskins. It wasn't to be and Pulpit surpassed himself by killing chaos warrior Vaki, leaving poor Usera Rules seriously undermanned.

Some desperate elfballing by Upi succeeded in knocking over rookie thrower Womp twice, but couldn't prevent him throwing the ball to black orc Manic to score his second team touchdown (before you ask, he is AG3!!).

I set up again and this time there were just 5 chaos facing me. Upi managed to make some blocks and skill up a chaos warrior with a completion, but the weight of numbers told and Belcha was on hand to score his sixth touchdown for Krunchin and seal a thoroughly undeserved pasting to coach Upi.

Not great winnings, but the FF went up as the team continues to build towards tournaments. Lineman Kinda got the MVP and took dirty player.

Well played Upi, you didn't deserve that at all. Rematch anytime, just smiled through it all.”