“da Axes of Evil strikes again. ironically most of da injuries in da game wuz self inflizted. no wonderz da fanz hatez da Axes of Evil.
Da first half started with George Bush smashing a skink into da ground with his head. Misfortunetly George bashed hiz own brains out in da process. By da time the apothecary gotz to take a look at George--he was already rantzing boutz killin more goobs. Day wud huv put George back on da field butz bein dat dere wus no goobs on da field--George just planned with da coaches on whatz to do aboutz dem mean lizzies.

Zob McCain wuz eaten in da start of da second halfz -- Jebbz had da runz n passed him outz before he gotz digested.

da Zippies Lizzies shud hav known better goin up against a strength team.”