“When the rolls go for your team, it can be pretty horrible for the poor other player on the receiving end.

This game was all about my dice being good, and coach Tupi's dice being bad. No real skill involved on my part.

From the off, Unflushable chose to receive and the chaos team's dirty player was unable to start the game because of his recurring injury. Tupi began to move the ball up the pitch in a bid to open the scoring. Unfortunately then my dice kicked in. Bonjorno put the boot in on two occasions, seriously injuring a chaos warrior and beastman both times before he got sent off.

Then The Incredible Blob seriously injured a chaos warrior and then Dodgy Pete got the first of his three casualties by BHing another beastman. My dice were horrific and I don't think coach Tupi was much impressed.

It wasn't long before I got the ball off Jack, with the help of Brains just lurking around, and I was able to score with Juggles in turn 7.

Even Unflushable's KO rolls were bad and only five players took to the field. That still left enough time for Brains to cripple a beastman, who was safely apothecaried. Half time was 1-0 to the Sewer Bellies and things were not looking good.

Second half was more of the same as G'aarsh Hornback badly hurt a beastman, along with Dodgy Pete getting his second casualty. With only four players on the pitch at one stage, the Sewer Bellies scored their second through G'aarsh hoping to get another in the next drive.

And so it proved as coach Tupi desperately ran his players back to save them from the rampaging rotters, but Dodgy Pete was not to be denied and this time killed sure handed beastman Jack. A desperate attempt to hold the rotters out failed, with only four players on the pitch, and Temper sealed the match with the Bellies' third.

Horrible dice must have made this a pretty nasty match for coach Tupi, but he kept his emotions in check. Hope you have better luck with your next match.”