“Todays game was truely a massacure. With what seemed to be a great start, the Fluids slipped past the zombies with ease scoring a quick td to draw first blood. But it was the Tounges who would taste victory in the end. After knocking out Farve's golden arm, the Fluids seem to drop one at a time. The unrelenting fury of Teen Wolf's hormones ate through the elven armor to keep them down while Frankie Stien made sure to take them out the rest of the game. The most serious of blows came in the 5 turn of the second half when "the Wolf" went into a frenzy and put Bile's ass in the stands. Then the fans went crazy and tore the elven catcher into pieces. With a quick wave of the wand however, Bile was reassembled and added to the team. Bile is still looking for his left ear....”