“"We are still undefeated against the Blue Sky Bombers, I just want to stress that. The Bombers didn't beat us tonight. Eagle did. And he hardly counts. Eagle is no mortal man. He's no immortal elf either! He's, he's, like a god, no wait, I've got a better comparison. Eagle is like Jesus! Yes, he is exactly like Jesus. Why? Because Eagle is King of the Juice."
---Desmond Hill, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"The guy is definitely on 'roids and all other kinds of illegal substances. Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with doping, just if other teams are doing it. The Outlaws are going to file a formal protest, asking the league commissioner to ban the Blue Sky Bombers from all further competition. We've got proof they are doping. They're going to the same doctor as we do. You think I turned into Iron Woman today because of hard training? Dream on."
---Mary, Dark Age Outlaws Witch

"Hey, we're Dark Elves. We're expected to cheat. But when the noble High Elves do it, that undermines the fans trust into the sport and the league. And it's not just Eagle who's on the juice either. They're all on magic pills. It's a team full of world record setting sprinters, who are they kidding? And have you seen Seagull when he joined last season? He was thin as a stick! Now look at him, only a few friendlies later, he is a walking talking mountain of bulging muscles! I hope Policeman Fabulous and his 14 Undead and 2 Werewolves rape him. Literally."
---Gunn, Dark Age Outlaws Lineman”