“A terrible Pyrric victory for the Worshippers. Mouse died by a powerful block by the ogre and was luckily saved by the apo. Sadly he got knocked down again and this time there was no rescue. His head came spinning right of its shoulders landing on the ground in a nice pile of ratblood. A little while later Jerry also tasted the sweetness of death when he got punched right through his furry little chest. The crowd cheered in extacy when he hit the pitch with a gooey hole in his body. For this he was awarded with the mvp. Don't ask me why but he must have done something right. Guinea Pig was beaten to a pulp faster than you could spell r-a-t. He did his first and last match for the team as he niggled by the damage inflicted and after the game he was removed from the teamroster.

This team has definetly seen better days I can tell you that.
By the way, my opponent reapi was a nice coach and I would love to meet him again in a near future. He said he hadn't killed anybody before our game. Well buddy, in this one you killed three. Glad I could be of some service.”