“Today's game between the Swappers and the Fleshies was truely one-sided! Completely shut off from any chance at scoring, the elves tried to rally with some fancy foot work. However it ultimatly claimed the life of one of their linemen! At least they had enough luck to bring him back with some well timed toadstool juice. The only real casualty came in lou of Harold who couldn't stear clear of the Dentist's bloodlust. Harold took it like a man though earning him the VP of the game. At least WatchMe's Dark Elves will be able to pad their wallet to afford some better players for the next time these teams meet on the pitch. Best of luck to you.....”