“Spike Reporter - An impressive win over a somewhat weaker opponent.

Callahan - I did promise more points this game and these fine young lads delivered.

Spike Reporter - But these were goblins! You may have scored, but the team's strength is still questionable. Not one goblin was injured by the team, or the fans.

Callahan - Heh, yeah, the fans kept thowing empty beer cans. It's hard to injure a player with an empty beercan. We are talking to our hometown vendors to try to get them to switch to glass.

Callahan (Whispering to the lineman Cleatus) - Didn't we hurt one of those buggers? I remember one being attended to on the sideline...

Cleatus (to Callahan)- Ah, no, he did it to himself, chain got wrapped around him and he smashed himself with his own wrecking ball. It was cool.

Spike Reporter - What will you do to strengthen your team? Currently the Rednacks have no answer to big guys like trolls.

Callahan - I've scouted out a fine strapping lad, relative of Daryle Marie Ann. I think he has what we need. ”