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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2008-02-26 05:15:20
50k
3/2/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
6
-
1
20
-
-
20
53
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
12
50
3
#5 Saini – Dead (RIP)
#13 Ilium – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#13 Ilium – Smashed Knee (NI)
“"Oh Saini, you great big angry brute of a Mummy, we hardly knew ye. And no you're gone."
-- Djoser, from the sidelines
"That ref was bought! Bought, I tell you!"
-- Clavicle, Sternum, and Costal, from the sidelines
"Man, with 2 major injuries, I'm not sure if Coach Sorri is going to keep me on the team anymore."
-- Illium, being escorted off the field by Security.
"That was... much more bloody than I thought it would be. And with 2 Mummies getting big heads and not being able to be on the field at the same time... let's just say that didn't make things easier. The ref was ejecting my guys left and right, even when they didn't do anything illegal! I swear, I want to know how much the Outlaws paid to have this happen right before our match. I'm just glad I saved up extra cash in the coffers to hire new players for when this type of thing happened. And really, after winning a pot of 0 (0!?!), the lack of fan loyalty really added insult to injury (literally).
Anyway, we're going to get ready and start gearing up for the next match against the Outlaws. It's time to put this game behind us. And I think the first order of business is to enroll the team in Remedial Regeneration classes -- with tutors!
It was a fun game, even with the blood bath, and I wish the Execs an even bloodier rest of the season -- I don't mind too much if there's not full teams to play against."
-- Coach Sorri”
-- Djoser, from the sidelines
"That ref was bought! Bought, I tell you!"
-- Clavicle, Sternum, and Costal, from the sidelines
"Man, with 2 major injuries, I'm not sure if Coach Sorri is going to keep me on the team anymore."
-- Illium, being escorted off the field by Security.
"That was... much more bloody than I thought it would be. And with 2 Mummies getting big heads and not being able to be on the field at the same time... let's just say that didn't make things easier. The ref was ejecting my guys left and right, even when they didn't do anything illegal! I swear, I want to know how much the Outlaws paid to have this happen right before our match. I'm just glad I saved up extra cash in the coffers to hire new players for when this type of thing happened. And really, after winning a pot of 0 (0!?!), the lack of fan loyalty really added insult to injury (literally).
Anyway, we're going to get ready and start gearing up for the next match against the Outlaws. It's time to put this game behind us. And I think the first order of business is to enroll the team in Remedial Regeneration classes -- with tutors!
It was a fun game, even with the blood bath, and I wish the Execs an even bloodier rest of the season -- I don't mind too much if there's not full teams to play against."
-- Coach Sorri”
--Mr. Freeman, Analytics Officer, Entropy Inc.
"Well, it may not have been pretty--but a win is a win. We'll lstudy our mistakes and improve our procedures before the next match."
--Mr. Dickens, Quality Officer, Entropy Inc.
"I was worried about those mummies. They looked scary on paper, but they weren't so tough. Did you see what Bob did to that really nasty one? Now <i>that's</i> how you handle a dried up husk covered in gauze!"
--Mr Gibbins, Research Director, Entropy Inc.
*quietly sips his coffee while pondering the ragged bandages tangled on his horns*
--Bob, Unconfirmed Position, Entropy Inc.
"The team stood up to the bashy mummies quite well. "The Greatest" handicap limiting Sorri to 3 mummies on the field was probably the biggest factor in the game. Good game and good luck in the rest of the season!"
--Coach Yabbernox”