“Stunty Rookie Rumble XIV
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The useless Masthugget Mikroz got another chance and entered the Stunty Rookie Rumble with hopes of redeeming their reputation. They fall yet again, but this time they did it with their pride intact!

The match started with a kickoff for the Mikroz and a lovely start with Dung badly injuring a LOS goblin and the other trolls plus the Mayor Jinga Tribute Wagon left plenty more on the grass.

The cheaters struck back immediately though. Sheriff Boosta looked like he would be blown to pieces by a bomb, but managed to survive by the grace of some higher power. The crazy regen rolls would last the entire match.
The troll Kooban went down on the same explosion and was fouled out by one of the kickers.

While the snotlings ran for the ball the trolls made their way slowly forward. Dunga seemed to enjoy himself greatly and smashed one of the rippers, forcing morehouse to use his apothecary early on. A bold decision on a BH'd ripper, but amazingly enough it would turn out to be the last injury of the match for the snotlings, despite bashing well.

Things looked very good when Gargoth managed a perfect pass with the Killaz, landing them with uncanny precision next to the end zone line for a fantastic TD. The Mikroz fans cheered in delight and when the ref caught a bomber, a ripper and a pogo at the next kickoff things looked bright indeed!

Cheaters R Us lived up to their name though. What won them the match was the amazing success with the fouls. Only one caught despite plenty of attempts and if it hadn't been for luck with regen there wouldn't have been much left of the Mikroz.

They clawed and dodged their way to the end zone after the TD and despite heroic efforts by the snotlings to keep them down (3 succesful pows or hit/pows on the ball carrier through 1d snotling blocks) the goblins managed to snatch the ball up and run in a TD in turn 8.

In the second half there were 9 Mikroz vs 7 Cheaters and with all trolls left and a pump wagon it's a bit of a disgrace that they didn't manage to cause any casualties for the rest of the match, because they tried a lot! The half saw plenty of crazy moves though, with perhaps the peak being Mayor Jingas Tribute Wagon crashing into the troll Dung da Smelly and tipping over.

Through a fortunate snotling blitz the Mikroz kept the game for OT.
Now it was 9 vs 6 players, but the cheaters won the kickoff. Sadly the time of the match took it's toll on the trolls. Keeping somewhat of a focus during 16 turns is a big thing for a troll and they didn't really understand the concept of over time. The result was them mostly standing around and drooling or making awful TTM's with the snotlings while the remaining cheaters outflanked them.

A failed dodge on a cheater gave a fantastic chance to save the match, but the extremly reliable pump wagon chose this of all times to break down and the cheaters could run in the winning TD.

Congratulations to morehouse for the win. I hope this match will make you an active member of the stunty league! :)”