“Queue Star Wars Music!

A long time ago, in a galaxy so far away they emphasised just how far it was by stating ‘far’ again…

Well, it was just two days ago actually in the controversially named Death Star Stadium that Order 66’s Kaminoan Jedi’s faced “a little known Sith Lord” and the products of his Sith Alchemy.


Sithspawn Sprinters's Darth Jalahafi, not to be confused with the Curry of the same name, was a very capable Sith. Indeed, this Sith Lord’s own talents in engineering were something that even we Kaminoans could admire, despite their evil twisted nature. It was, however, apparent that not as much care had been taken in the development of the rest of his coalition - whereas, we had painstakingly engineered our clones for this very challenge… It would be they that would be the difference, they that would win the day and take home the coveted title of Jedi Patriarch for us.

Some final minute Alchemy had left one of their creations Buzzing. We lined up as they were first to receive.

A great start for Sprinters left two of our men stunned. But with them taking shots on an even keel, sooner or later these non-pack rats would come unstuck… but it wasn’t in this drive and they easily secured the score.

0 – 1

The Sprinters lined up and we set ourselves against them for maximum carnage… but they were mindful of this and quickly reorganised! Angry, Fariuk Sol lashed out at Darth Herthrir, badly hurting him and delivering a crushing blow to the Sith. Two of their clones were quickly sent to the KO box and Lama-Su quickly tied the score.

1 – 1

We now received and did our best to take advantage of the extra man. Unfortunately, the Sith targeted Fariuk Sol and badly hurt the clone to even the numbers. The Sprinters attempted to gang upon Lama Su, but Sprinters by name, Sprinters not by nature – their blitzer fell at Lama’s feet. For this error they paid dearly and Sifo-Dyas badly hurt one of their clones to put the numbers back in our favour. Lama Su scored his second.

2 - 1

Despite out manned, the Sprinters still managed to break free and race to our end zone, but with Lama Su and a genetically engineered specialist in taking down the most slippery of customers, he did not hold the ball long. A handoff to Sifo-Dyas followed then left the ball out of the Sprinters reach and a comfortable score for us!

3 - 1


Another Sith stroke down! Victory!
And finally the Return of the Jedi trophy is ours, and with it the Mantle of Jedi Patriarch… and all that goes with it, the Patriarch Challenge!

Whilst we wait for the Back to Basics to reach conclusion we shall trawl the Jedi Council’s archives for the Practitioners of the Force that we want to face off.

Will we choose the two most powerful?
Will it be the greatest of the Sith?
Or might we choose our greatest adversaries from our own System?

Time will tell!

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GG Hoggy, enjoyed it.
No perms for either… but I am jealous of your Gutter Runner… ;P
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