“Ruth, 14 Zombie
"This totally wasnt a loss. A loss against the Bombers would be a 5-0 match. Holding them to 3-0 is really more like a victory. Plus there was the few times we handed them the ball politely, we didnt want their fragile Elven self esteem to get hurt by scoring only 1-0. Eagle is just lucky he didnt fall down close enough to my steel toe cleats."

Furrball in Tights, 14 Werewolf
"Awwooo-ooo! Luck wasnt really a fac-awoo! Fact-Awwoo-oo-oo! FACTOR in this game. Yes, our luck was lousy, but we just dont have the team the Bombers-Awooo! do. No one got hurt too-Awoo-ooooo! badly, Dancing Dog found out he had nards. Awwooo! Fans have been generous, so we're going to hire Pimp Daddy a mate. Gross! Awwooo!"

Stripperlla, 14 Zombie
"I was awarded MVP for THESE! *pulls her Jersey up, censored out by broadcast network*"

Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"Oh dear. Well we lost against the Bombers. So what. We got to play Elves! Isnt that exciting? Yes it is, girlfriend! I'm so happy I could fart rainbows! Nothing quite like blocking that...muscular, lithe, sinewy elf physic. Mhm mhm MHM! I tell you. Almost a shame to bruise such perfection...buuut that just means I have to go kiss it better. Well I better get to that! Goodbye! *blows kisses as he prances over to the Bomber dugout recovery bench*”