“Wow that was fun. I didn't lose! Now one thing I've learnt in my second ever game of bloodbowl is that people fall over A LOT! I run past a troll, I fall over. I blitz the troll, I fall over. I get tackled by tiny little goblins, they fall over. People fell over so many times I thought it was my players were all infected with boneitis or something! In the end I missed the match winning touchdown because my catcher decided to take up on Neal's offer to throw the game with 2 more squares to run and promptly fell over and dropped the ball like a store clerk would drop a ming vase.”