“"GAAAARRGH! HATE STUPID LIZZERS!" was the Blood Freaks' chant following this brutal, poorly attended match between the formerly mighty Shampoo Slurperssz and the generally pathetic Chaos team. Largely unaffected by having invoked their opponents' ire, the Slurperssz' Johnson'sss was seen urinating on the Freaks' injured Yurooht as the match drew to a close. Yurooht was immediately fired for allowing himself to be injured and then humiliated by lizards, of all things, whereas Johnson'sss was given the MVP award for stylishly disgracing an inferior being.

In what had appeared to be an even match at the start, the Slurperssz could only field 1/2 of their normal Skink squadron, and the Freaks looked to take advantage of that by trying to run around the slower Sauruses. Unfortunately for them, they've never practiced any sort of 'running around' techniques, and spent the entire pre-match coaching session confused. Mid-way through, Faahkg began to understand portions of the speech, primarily the word 'running' and got very angry with the coaches. "Not a stinky Gobbo! Go kill'm lizzers! Runnin is fer stinky Gobbo! Not a stinky Gobbo! Stupid coaches think we stinky Gobbos!" Faahkg. clearly incenced, stormed out of the locker room and proceeded to have the best game of his career. The rest of the team, however, finally began to feel that they understood what the coaches were telling them, and proceeded to do their best to play like Gobbos, including Yurooht's tripping into the endzone while attempting a tying score in the 2nd half. The Slurperssz picked up the ball and immediately 'Skink'ed it to the other end for the decisive score.

Following the match, Yurooht was re-hired, though as an assistant coach. Rumor has it that this was only to ensure there was someone on the coaching staff that the rest of the coaches wouldn't have a problem with, should he be eaten by the players in a fit of rage.”