“Cuddle Bunny? What Cuddle bunny…

The blood and bone were splattered in the first match of Prem this season. A first turn foul saw a RIP’d beastman enter the cas box. The carnage did not stop there. Early on in the first half the Apo was used to save ManiacDog from a niggling injury. The star Borc heavily relied upon for the Delta Brotherhood. But in the very next turn he was creamed by Oeufs Putréfiés sending the Borc into the RIP box and ending his life. The rotters were marching down the pitch heading for the ball. With a large rotter force forward, the orcs made a blindside play and ran past the huge beast and heading down into the Rotters half. Unable to stall the huge beast trundled down the pitch placing a TZ on Kopta who was carrying and a beastman on the other side. A one die block was required, and allowed Kopta out of the Beast’s TZ and he ran over the sideline. The 2nd phase saw the Rotters receive and get straight to business. They pushed over many orcs and managed to dodge through the line and get deep in the orc zone. The STR4 AGI4 beastman was proving quite hard to handle during the match. Although the Orcs managed to get 2 TZ’s on him for a 2 die block, a push/skull was rr’d to get skull/skull. This was almost a sure thing for the touchdown now and the Rotters did not disappoint.

The 2nd half started and it seems manners are required to please nuffle. After I asked politely for his agi4 beastman to trip over while carrying the ball, he rolled snakies. This was game set and match. The orcs moved in, picking up the ball and trying up the beastman and rotters forcing dice rolls before he was able to get a TZ on the ball. Some sloppy play from the orcs were covered by the numbers advantage and they stalled it up to ensure a 2-1 win.

GG Clay bol with the season.

TWANS
3 Points - Oeufs Putréfiés
2 Points - Dans L'Obscurité
1 Point - Prenez Garde de la Maman”