“My butter fingered Elves didnt make 1 decent pass, could hardly pick up the ball, and was forced to almost go toe to toe with a bunch of big smelly Ogres. Who barely rolled a BH the whole match and made most of their blocks!
(I know I know, apart from the quad skulls \o/)
Luckily enough pom was a gobbo down due to the handicaps and I got shot of the remaining gobbo (Apoth used + FAILED \o/) before he could get away with the ball towards the end of the game.
Still, I should count my blessings with only BH's and 1 niggle! When my apoth FAILED I was getting ready to assume the fetal position and kiss my arse goodbye.....
A good but frustrating game for both of us!
***I shot the gobbo with a DP so the -1 assist wasnt all that bad + add the +1 to injury WITHOUT the DP. And out of 8 turns + 5-6 Ogres you sure as hell didnt have a lot of BH's. Without asking Carol Voderman, I was expecting on average 1 per turn....
Jesus. How to have text misinterpreted......I was trying to be nice!
Jesus.....and there I was trying to be nice!
Wish I hadnt bothered being nice. And ELF COACH? lol. coming from an Ogre coach who challenges elves thats rich. I have plenty of Human/Khemri teams if you want to try your luck...I doubt it very much though. Keep flapping those gums pal.....”
“Sure...
2 turnovers on blocks despite some rerolls at hand, the boneheads were there too. Sorry if I can't roll them when I get a turnover first block... Almost never got the ball, so my 4*2 rerolls should have went somewhere. And you shot the gobbo with 1 assist against you...
0-0 pretty even luck for me, good enough when I start without my dirty and with only 8 players.
*** Well you didn't try hard enough.
And you're bad at counting boneheads too, or missed the ones I rerolled... Yeah sometimes i get 1/2 boneheads less than average, oh my, no that's not what I must say... Oh jesus, yeah that's better, I'll concede if I don't get my usual 3 boneheads a turn/turnover/loose 0-4... at least that would make elf coaches happy...”
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(I know I know, apart from the quad skulls \o/)
Luckily enough pom was a gobbo down due to the handicaps and I got shot of the remaining gobbo (Apoth used + FAILED \o/) before he could get away with the ball towards the end of the game.
Still, I should count my blessings with only BH's and 1 niggle! When my apoth FAILED I was getting ready to assume the fetal position and kiss my arse goodbye.....
A good but frustrating game for both of us!
***I shot the gobbo with a DP so the -1 assist wasnt all that bad + add the +1 to injury WITHOUT the DP. And out of 8 turns + 5-6 Ogres you sure as hell didnt have a lot of BH's. Without asking Carol Voderman, I was expecting on average 1 per turn....
Jesus. How to have text misinterpreted......I was trying to be nice!
Jesus.....and there I was trying to be nice!
Wish I hadnt bothered being nice. And ELF COACH? lol. coming from an Ogre coach who challenges elves thats rich. I have plenty of Human/Khemri teams if you want to try your luck...I doubt it very much though. Keep flapping those gums pal.....”