“Why this match was worthy of Wuhan Himself:

We thank Him for granting us luck beyond measure in this match, for the whole match, and for His divine revenge upon our opponent. When the weak lizardmen tried to score, after executing six dodges with one skink and picking up the ball in two tackle zones, after which they passed it, the Wuhan Fan Club immediately struck back by killing a saurus, dodging and going for it past the cage to take down the skink with the ball, without any re-rolls available. The WFC then grabbed the ball and passed it upfield, handing it off for a roaring 4 - 0. This can only be explained by divine intervention.

Worship!”