“Season 3. Game 3.

Chris Speilman started the game with seriously injuring a skink on turn 1 - a retirement injury if not for the quick work of the apothecary. We stole the ball and raced to a 1-0 lead. It looked good for us to pick up another score, but then things fell apart and the Lions reversed the field and took it the distance for a 1-1 tie...but 1 turn remained and Anita Stinker took it the distance in one turn for the 2-1 halftime lead. Thanks in large part to the Lions forgetting to send their kicker onto the field for the kickoff. In the second half, a bad kick meant that Lito Sheppard got the ball with the hopes of picking up a skill...a scrum started along the sidelines and the fans were in for a real treat! 7 humans were tossed into the crowd and beat up before Lito Sheppard casually walked into the endzone for the commanding 3-1 victory.”