“Royal Rookie Rumble Final!
My first ever RRR final and we have hired the count to try and give us the edge. We will however miss one of our wights (fouled to death on the final turn of the semifinal). They have brought 'Ripper' Blogrot to sway things in their favour. Even so a +30 TS differential makes us the clear favorites here. Come on Trauma!!

We receive and push through on one side, hopefully to get to a scoring position and then sit back and cause some cas while forcing them to burn RRs trying to get at the ball. It takes about 4 turns before we really achieve this (safe scoring position) and then slowly the casualties start coming in with a niggled beastman taking away the apo on turn 5. We stall the rest of the half with no way they can get at our ball carrier, but cannot injure anything else despite repeated fouls right in front of the super-lenient ref. We score in our final turn leaving chaos a single turn to cause some mayhem- Ripper punching a zombie to the BH box to give the chaos fans something to shout about!

However he messes up on their start to the second half when his blitz against our DP zombie, despite 6 dice total, can only get a both-down result! We take advantage to rush players in and hassle the ball- which leads to them being under such pressure they must try and pass it out of danger - and when that fails we are able to nip through and grab the ball with our blodging ghoul!

We then move a swarm of players to their endzone, surround our ball carrier who safely stalls a few turns. We pass the time with fluffy-booted gang fouls that the ref doesn't notice until our 4th in a row. Nothing but a KO and a few stuns/armor-not-broken for our troubles though! Gordreg tries to break through several times and threaten the ball but with Ripper occupied by a token zombie far away and no rerolls to help he never gets that close and we score on the final turn to secure the win!

Hooray! My first tournament win ever on Fumbbl! Thanks for the match Gordreg :)”