“It had to happen eventually, but our luck ran out. After a few cas and an interception let us end the first half up by 1, I figured I had a pretty good shot. But then the elves started hitting back, and we couldn't stop their first score. Throw in a set of skulls followed by a failed gfi, and the elves were off to the races, stalling out the game. Ok, we still have a shot at the OTS chainpush...except this opponent actually understands how to stop one from happening, by crowding the LOS instead of pulling back. Some more skulls and a dropped pass in traffic, and the game was over with our first ever loss. And lost fans. And yet another lost player (though we should be used to that by now, considering we lose a player almost every single game...12 former players in 16 games).

Well played to my opponent, and you better believe I'm gonna want a rematch to avenge the team's first loss!”