“This game was a fluke of the highest caliber... luck was 100% on the side of the lizzies. As a result the Ogres are certain the snakeheads used devious shamanistic tactics to curse the pitch before this game. They are planning to appeal as the evidence really speaks for itself... Even the Great Morg'n'Torg who was specially invited for this match can attest to an abnormal luck balance.
To put it in his words: "'T was like I was suffering from a bad boneheaded streak every time I wanted to knock some sence into the other guys... several times I ended up hitting myself instead of one of those snakeheads... Even when I was still a wee Ogre of little reknown I was never THAT boneheaded! I felt it when I walked onto the pitch, there was bad mojo in the air."”