“A good news story today, as renter stress in the den is alleviated by a clear-out of 'Swampies' ne'er do wells. Bad news for funeral arrangements though as lot space is at all all time premium. 3 deaths, almost 4, were recorded on the pitch today, nasty work. On a positive note, the 3 players had combined for 5ssp and one -AG. It's all good, although spacious.

Things started out poorly with the first mortality after the second block of the day. Things just got worse for the 'Swampies' in this fast paced, record setting game. 9 touchdowns were recorded equalling the previous best, and although records are sketchy, the 4 deaths recorded might also be an all-time high for a single team.

The boys won't dwell on this and look to forge ahead, Warpesurge Quirk had another stellar game, as did Trin Stabb, both boys look to hold the remnants of the team together to try and keep this season together.

Chavo: no hard feelings mate, just hard luck.”