“The inaugral game in this new league for both teams, their fans clearly not wanting to come, had a sour tone to it for both teams.

Sergeant Elsek and Lietenant Renz's cadavers were destroyed in this game, and Head Coach and Necromancer Zhaman was very distraught about it. However, with some quick thinking, he signalled Sergeant Barich to bite Hepatitis to death, and raised him immediately as a replacement. The sergeant had a good game, scoring the only 2 touchdowns of the game. He would have had a 3rd, but he tripped over his own feet at the last second when breaking away from an enemy, and fell flat into the endzone, losing control of the ball at the last second.

Zhaman was annoyed that Renz was awarded the MVP, probably because of his gruesome death. Well, discarding the original injuries, Zhaman sits down to glue Sergeant Elsek back together. Now if only Corporal Misik were to show up, this team would be better...”