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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-04-02 00:04:27
50k
1/1/3
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
2
-
1
13
-
6
21
39
9
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
1
-
1
15
-
9
30
20
2
#2 Ragam-U-FIN-1 – Dead (RIP)
#4 MjrZ-V-ERV-5 – Dead (RIP)
#16 Kat-I-NAS-3 – Dead (RIP)
ALL HEIL FRIEND COMPUTER!
Fellow citizens of VFK sector.
ALL HEIL FRIEND COMPUTER!
Our loyalist of friend computer were ambushed by squad of traitor infidel who was actually dead long way before we met them. Our stalwart team of troubleshooters who protect you night and day ... emmm I mean during daycycle and nightcycle havent failed you this time as well. We are sad - three of our brave sentries gave their souls emm.. bodies to recycling vats, we are cheerful - even one such corpse clone as Kat-I-NAS-3 can feed entire sector of infrareds up to 30 daycycles. We managed to get 2 victory locations, while dead corpses pilled upon other one. The dead bodies must be fed to our cheerful citizens, not be animated and used by some secret cult of commie mutant traitors as Rostern's ones. Everything for FRIEND COMPUTER.
Our wise leader was confused by our enemies question, after we lost our 2 after 2 rounds of fighting
r - "will you retire your team?"
CC - "why should I?"
r - "then i will destroy yours entirely"
that was one absurd statement. As he also mentioned to break record my good friend and also loyal servant of FRIEND COMPUTER Deathg-E-BIL once did against team called http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1219862. Because every loayal servant of FRIEND COMPUTER knows - you must love FRIEND COMPUTER to achieve such remarkable results.
As for rosterns team, why it is team full of commie mutant traitors? First of all lets look at team name "dying for freedom". What does it mean "dying" here, when everyone is already dead ? "dead for freedom" could be better. After that what a traitorous idea is "freedom"? Every clone who will be free, will certainly be confused, sad, not happy, because everyone needs guidance from FRIEND COMPUTER, and only serving to FRIEND COMPUTER can set a clone to the true freedom. So this teams name is not appropriate at all, if they were truly servarts of FRIEND COMPUTER they would be named "Dead For FRIEND COMPUTER" and if they were dead, there wont be any more missions for them than going to recycling tanks.
BZZZZ !!! ALARM SIGNAL !!! Team "VFK Legionas" dispatched for another mission... end of transmition...”