“Well this game was fun - in a sit-in-a-pile-of-shattered-glass-and-smear-your-behind-with-salt kinda way. You can't fight against a luck like that.
Absolutely nothing worked for the rats. I can't blame the dice completely this time though. I made some very stupid mistakes in the beginning and that resulted in quick retaliatory touchdowns. The pitch invasion didn't help either, and the fact that the opponent practically never failed an important block while I never succeeded in them, was not helpful either.
It's a wonder how I didn't receive any permanent injuries.”
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