“All I have to say on the subject is that Delta is one spawny mo-fo. That and the big tub of vaseline stashed in his shorts. Anyone would think it would be for personal use, that is, if you hadn't seen the Creamer's aweful attempts to pick up, catch, hand-off throw. Got the blocking right but that was after intense ventriloquist training. Only the more astute will get that one. By the way, Old Worlders suck the big one.”
“What can be said about this match!!
The Old World squad hammered Tree Hugger and his chums into the ground. And then jumped on them. Twice. With Studs.
And still the Tree Huggers managed to hold it to a nil-nil game!!
And then...from nowhere...in the dying moments of the second half....with seconds to spare....and only 2 players on the pitch....The Elf with No Name, dodged this way and that, darting between most of the Creaming squad...into multiple tackle zones...out of multiple tackle zones...picked up the ball from under their noses and launched to across the field to the waiting Leaf Lover.
Hampered by Arkust Oakrunner, but not disheartened, he raced toward the end zone.
Alas, the power of Arkust was too much. At every turn he knocked Leaf Lover back into the dirt, and finally got the ball back for Creaming OTT.
Undeterred, Leaf Lover launched one more block into the stronger Wardancer. Alas...it was all he could do to push him back.
But still.....Leaf Lover and the Elf With No Name had saved the day for Tree's Company.
Oh, and Joe Bloggs (Snr), retired (forceably) after nearly playing a full game!!
How the fans didn't appreciate this I will never know!!
If you are looking for an all-out action packed match, with a 'never say die' attitude...this is the one to watch. (The last moments of the second half are the best eh Daragor?)