“We arrived at Mos Eisley space port, reputed hive of scum and villainy, on our third leg of the Clone Wars. Lama Su was keen to get into action after missing the last game due to a virus he had contracted from the triffid spores on Rylothia.

The Huns had placed large sums of money on us losing the game, so it came as little surprise to us that they had tried to procure the victory for Cantina Crew by bribing officials to turn a blind eye, and palm the coin in their favour.

Cantina’s force was significantly weaker than ours, albeit led by a powerful Jedi by the name of, Obi Wan Kenobi. Within mere minutes of the game we had taken Cantina by surprise and scored after a blitz manoeuvre right from the training ground, Lama Su making the first of what he planned to be three TDs.

Cantina regrouped and tried again. This time they made a determined move to the flank, fouling what they could on the way under the watchful gaze of Sifo Dyas, the second most wanted man in the Galaxy. Cantina drew the clones in whilst the Jedi’s hung back waiting for the right time to make their move, Cantina got close to the endzone but Lama Su sacked the ball carrier, but unfortunately failed to gather the ball up… and now, poised dangerous close to the side line the second of Cantina’s Jedi, Don Wan, had a gleam in his eye and a mind to blast Lama Su into space! A long moment of trepidation ensued as Cantina Crew set the surf up… fortunately Lama Su took the dive by the edge of the sideline and the Crew collected the ball.

With the warning shot over our starboard, Sifo Dyas decided to let this continue no more… Order 66 was initiated and suddenly the ball carrier was sacked by Dyas’s own fair hands whilst the Clone Troopers began removing Patrons from the field. Assisted by these efforts, Lama Su collected the ball and ran it all the way to the endzone to make it 2 – 0 at the end of the half.

Now heavily depleted, the seven men Cantina Crew that resembled more of a grouping than a crew took back to the field… This time however it was all too easy, and Sifo Dyas cut down a path to the endzone for Lama Su whilst all the crew could do was continue their less than Jedi like conduct of fouling the Clones, who, veterans of combating Sith tactics, stood up to it well.

3 – 0

Sifo Dyas now sat the game out, satisfied that his contribution had long since acquired another win for Order 66. The Crew again went to the flank, this time Lama Su, at the sidelines evoked his Jedi Lightning to dislodge the ball from its bearer. The Clones then dove in taking it from Cantina after a melee that saw Cantina almost make a great score, alas… 4 – 0 and the game was truly over leaving a victorious Order 66 and a deflated Cantina Crew.

With another Triple Score under his belt, Sifo Dyas has finally ascended to the Rank of Jedi Master, the first in the Galaxy, and momentarily surmounting even the power of Royal Assassin - Palace Guard Perosei.

Now at the level of Master, Lama Su has taken his aid, Taun We, on as his Padawan, leaving the Coach free to take on a new Project, a fearsome undertaking indeed… for it is the results of genetic experimentation with the cloning of Rancor DNA, that with the aid of Lama Su and his control of the force, has engineered a docile and domesticated monster to field against their rivals, the Sithtastic Boutny Hunters - They do not know the terror that awaits tem!
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