“The Lackeys kept up their record of losing two of their number to death per game. But huddling together in hope that some may make it through to play again they did survive, and came out with merely a 1-0 defeat!!

The Head Coach after the game paid respects, again, to the fallen, indeed the apoc may well be replaced with a funeral director, it being a better use of club funds.

Still onwards is the only way, surely, you can't averagely lose this many players for ever? And well, there is always plenty more lineman where they came from. Or would be, if it wasn't for the minotaur eating all the gold due to a lack of easily caught meat! It seems the survivors from the latest mauling, are getting quite good at dodging...

Forever onwards is the cry, and well, end of the day, we came for the brawl!”