“"We did well in the first half. Everything went according to plan. We kept them away from the ball and even kept a few out of the game. The second half...well you can see how it turned out."
--Mr. Laffey, Global Strategist, Entropy Inc.

"We're just going to need to be more brutal against elves, that's all there is to it. Someone's going to have to drop the boot, so to speak."
--Mr. Newman, Comptroller, Entropy Inc.

"I don't know how to keep them from the ball. They dance in, pick it up, and dance away. How do we compete against that? We're lucky to pick up the damn thing with no one around it!"
--Mr. Marlow, Chief Information Officer, Entropy Inc.

*Nods slightly to the reporter while quietly sipping his coffee*
--Bob, Unconfirmed Position, Entropy Inc.

"This game had been started before, but Shokun elected to start over from the beginning since it had been so long since we started it the first time (3-4 weeks ago). I was fine with that since he was wiping my guys off the pitch the first time. This game seemed to start very well for me and it was going pretty text-book through the first half. The second half was too, at first, until after he scored and kicked off with a blitz result--and the ball ended up right next to the LOS. It was all down hill from there and I was unable to tie it up with my last drive. Good game and well played! Good luck with the remainder of the seasons!"
--Coach Yabbernox ”