“Tailed by the black winds and rain, the Hellbound Charioteers roll into town looking for trouble.

Few in number they take on the rag tag group of ancient humans, the legendary Scotts!

DeMaio "Blast and scythe without hestitation, minions of the wheel! Let thy chariots of brass and steel rule this day!"

Fueled by the power of Thor, the charioteers lay the smack upon their human kin and ride to the endzone in glory!

Hail to Adams who's fist show all the meaning of truebloodbowl! With a single power shot to the face, the lame'd Blank Slate is divorced of his head! Bloodied and gleaming, it is held high for all in the highest stands to see! A trophy to this day! Rest ye consumate warrior! Thou newest scars be a testimony that norse play hard!

DeMaio "and we welcome the newest fans! Party with us as the town hall burns high! From your ranks, the newest charioteer emerges! Fidel Cas-nose! A thrower who claims to know the patented secrets of the nose removal punch! Go forth upon the thorned road of destiny to Hail and Kill to the grave!"”