“Well, this was one for the books. Them halflings apparently forgot to bring not only their helmets, but also kneepads, cups and bracers, because whenever a greenskin got within five feet of them, they just crashed to the ground in a puddle of blood. Whenever the gobbos were too incompetent to block them, the sauce-cookers took care of things themselves and sent themselves to the hospital after failed dodges, team-mate-throws or whatever.
Kudos to Beerox though. He kept his spirit up throughout the mess and showed great attitude. I'll play ya anytime.”
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