“** Fumbbl Minors 150 FINAL **
[Edit: this was my 200th game on FUMBBL!]
Morg N' Thorg, Ramtut III and Scrappa Sorehead will all be featuring in this tourney final, a treat for lovers of famous blood bowl stars everywhere!

The orcs win the toss but tactically elect to kick first, though their terrible kick gives us a touchback letting us hand the ball to one of our mummies. We foul first, but poorly failing even to break the troll's armour at +5 and the orcs show us how it's done BHing our guard mummy right into the reserves box (handily). We advance, slowly, hoping to break down some of the greenskins but instead are met with a Morg n Thorg blitz that knocks out the mummy ball carrier - down to just three on the pitch!

The orcs capitalise on this well, dodging through their agi 4 super blitzer to make the pickup and dodge away with the ball. We do our best to mark him with some superb agi 2 dodging (ahem) but they engineer a nice push to give him an easy dodge away to run for the endzone. We're getting outnumbered now and a few more khemri leave the field, meaning the orcs are able to stall safely to ensure they will be leading for the 2nd half. We have one final chance to stop them on our last turn, when Ramtut (double marked by orcs) furiously blitzes through them making a 5+ dodge meaning he can break tackle out of the 4+ dodge that follows to charge down and knock over the blitzer with the ball. Unfortunately it's not enough when said Agi4 elven blitzer stands up, dodges to the ball, grabs it under Ramtut's impotent glare and dodges away for the touchdown!

1-0 down, kicking, and one of our mummies remains in the KO box- we're at a massive disadvantage here.. if they score another it's surely over. We managed to not break armour for the entire first half so we're due a lot of greenskin blood this half, come on karma! A nice kick to one sideline lets us try for the ball with Ramtut pushing through hard and proving to be quite the large thorn in the orcs' side. However they are able to use their orcish dodging skills to escape him and rush through with a single blitzer. However we are just able to get a mummy back to assist our rookie thro-ra who knocks him over! It's going to be very desperate moves from us to try and somehow score and make extra time... at this point the orcs BH Ramtut with a 1d block from a black orc (though he regens just in case we pull off the impossible). We're both out of rerolls now but we sprint our agi 3 skeleton downfield _just_ in reach of the endzone in case we can pull it off. The orcs meanwhile have a blitzer who keeps going for it and slipping! On our final turn of the game we see a way to make a series of pickups, passes and handoffs that would merely be 'improbable' - but we fail on the first hurdle and the tourney trophy will go to the orcs!

Well won Mateuszzzzzz! A good, fun game where I just couldn't get the upper hand to crush you like the green scum you are :P

* breaking news * apparantly Blizgug's Bone-Shine (TM) have pulled out on their promised endorsement deal with the team, leaving us penniless! Curse youuu Mateuszzzz!!”