“A wonderful game. Big-big got caught in Morleys revenge, due to handicap, and didnt show for the entire game. That set the start of the most ridiculous first half ever. The gobs couldnt do a single thing right, despite many desperate attempts. Fat-fat stayed flat on the ground the whole half, too stupid to get up. After the well-deserved first goal, the elves got a blitz on the kick and swarmed over to the gobbos side. A pass thrown carelessly was intercepted, and suddenly it was 2-0. Of course, in the kick in the last round, the elves got another blitz.

However, everything changed in the second. Big-big didn't show up of course, but Fat-fat got the ball after a touchback and steamrolled his way through the elven defense, literally leaving a trail of blood behind him as he slowly lumbered his way towards his first (and most likely last) touchdown. After the next kick, the elves moved upfield in a bold manner, forgetting the stuntiness of gobbos. Two of them darted under the branches of Brongstranch and managed a desperate tackle on the ball carrying elf. The bounce ended up in the hands of one of them, and in the very last round the equalizer was scored.

Sonny Little didnt get to join in on the celebrations afterward however, as enraged elves viciously slew him on the pitch during the national gobbo anthem.”