“Thunderous was the hooves of chariots! Ladden'd with the heads of death, they ride boldly into the heart of orcs. Lay the challenge to those before them, a game of glory and blood!

The Orcs weaponry was not deficient. Armed with hoards of guards and fists like hammers, the orcs charge the barbarians! But true was the shield of courage and the charioteers stood their ground with pride.

Hail to Tor and DeMaio, like twin diesel beasts, they roar into the endzone bringing fame and victory to the warriors of the wheel! Frenzy Fred is whispered the secrets of death by his faithful guardian angel, and strikes fatalty upon the brow of Zarkarg...only to be defied by the apothecary! Boo!

But the Legion is not lost in the fray. With a mighty thud heard throughout the land, Fidel is fallen...and with the mark of death...is delayed his journey home!

DeMaio "A victory we where with pride. Outgunned, we win this day only with the gods and courage as our shield! Our firepower has returned! Hail the Dark Avenger himself, great beast of decimation, and Adams, consumate warrior! Beer in thy name! And steel is thy pain! Ride forth, with new fans...and our newest rider, Ray Palmer!"

The charioteers slam two fisted beers and gallop off in search of blood!”