“So we started of with a good ol' brunch, ate so much we managed to stay on the field long enough to score before our bellies craved new soup and sausages.

But then, we got so hungry, especially when our lil rookie Bert Berry was picking berries on the field, at that very moment Oak Branch picked him up, he screamed like a baby, and died in shock. It was the first time a treeman picked him up and we forgot to tell him during mid-breakfast this afternoon, that sometimes treemen do that, they toss you.

So after losing so many flings, due to brunches, hotdog stands in the crowd and what-not, they just went off the pitch, a whole bunch of them, and we did not manage to win this game.

We put up a sign in the lockerroom now though, "Do not toss a fling if you have players of the opposing team interfearing, also, always warn before you toss one!"

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