“T: Bob, tonight's matchup was certainly exciting but not what I might have expected- what were the highlights from your perspective?
B: Tom, I'm really torn on this one. The match opened up with a skull crushing hit from injured Greenskinz veteran blocker Harg Callusbrain that sunk War Machine's Submarine right off the bat- with a bat! But the Well-Oiled Machines wasted no time grieving and rallied with a well rehearsed gang foul successfully crunching the uncrunchable, Greenskinz sole troll Gutrot. I'll bet that coach be81 spent a small fortune on scrub players so that his team could get that just right.
T: Those were just two of a gameful of masterful bashes performed by both sides. I think there was even some throwing and scoring in there too!
B: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Did you notice who won?
T: I'm not in the least bit embarassed to say that I didn't, Bob, I was having waay to much fun to pay attention to little details like that!


A fun match all in all, two sets of double skulls less would have made it a whole nother ball game. Good Blood Bowl. I look forward to seeing the War Machine again.”